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Hey Aust, Powerslam!

May 16 '14
May 16 '14

Podcast 270

(Source: basebasebasebasebaseknowledge)

May 16 '14

(Source: droqo)

May 14 '14

hiiiii Whitney it’s meeee

oliviaasch

May 9 '14
ezioepsilon:

It’s been 65 million years..

ezioepsilon:

It’s been 65 million years..

May 9 '14

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

(Source: )

May 9 '14
nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable)

May 9 '14

grinningmoonlight:

s0lvingsecrets:

SO THIS FUCKING HAPPENED, WE WERE JUST TAKIN SELFIES AND IDK

ONLY SPIDER I WILL EVER REBLOG IN MY LIFE BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

also, i am now forever traumatized by pillows

May 9 '14

(Source: comedycentral)

May 2 '14
estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO